kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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your-deity-keykey:

just reminding everyone of the old pixar man we knew and loved so much

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jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

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penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

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theafrocentrics:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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nerdy-hannah42:

wizard-fallen-angel:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

This would be a lot easier than having to figure it out yourself

that would save confusion… a lot of confusion

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cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

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doomstarrequiem:

My FAVORITE #cosplay this year! Lady Tyrell from #gameofthrones! #dragoncon2014

doomstarrequiem:

My FAVORITE #cosplay this year! Lady Tyrell from #gameofthrones! #dragoncon2014

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thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

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phoneticmeow:

davidthedeer:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

BOYS TO AVOID:

-tumblr user davidthedeer

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youknowitssuik:

"Who’s your favorite Harry Potter character?"

"Um, obviously it’s Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. Fucking preps."

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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happylittlebastille:

troyes-lip-ring:

troyes-lip-ring:

Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it.

It’s hard, huh? You can’t do it. So why is it so easy to do it to yourself?

Being mean to yourself is just as bad as being mean to someone else.

shit imma have to reblog this again because
damn

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