greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via joshpeck)

micdotcom:

Hmm. This doesn’t add up.


Boy, this is odd. Fox News posted the following poll during July 30’s edition of Special Report, which seems to indicate that 110% of voters in Senate battleground states disapprove of the president’s job performance.
Quality work, Fox.
It’s not the first time Fox News’ math has been off | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Hmm. This doesn’t add up.

Boy, this is odd. Fox News posted the following poll during July 30’s edition of Special Report, which seems to indicate that 110% of voters in Senate battleground states disapprove of the president’s job performance.

Quality work, Fox.

It’s not the first time Fox News’ math has been off | Follow micdotcom

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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(via kaolincash)

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

(via willis-the-brave)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(via kevrudd)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via orgasm)

hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

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(via soupery)

distraction:

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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gets me every time

(via ka-zoofullofanimals)

pansexualpunkass:

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SEXUALIZING INFANTS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

(via thetestosteroneboy)

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

(via joshpeck)

hueva-york:

kcdanger:

blackberryshawty:

I think about this a lot

"ever rubbed faux fur on your body? nothing luxurious about that."

this was an emotional roller coaster

never forget

(via im-just-chasing-rainbows)

iits-niki-biitch:

peoplearentlists:

Porn.

This is so intriguing

(via davieboy10)

willis-the-brave:

sunflower-mama:

This is the most beautiful cat I’ve ever seen looks straight out of the warrior cat books ahhh it’s my favorite child books come to life let me love you

Did someone say warriors